Ryan Haugen

Contains a collection of knock-knock jokes.

He's trying to leave the past behind. But when darkness comes calling, this vigilant survivor still has a few bloody tricks up his sleeve. John Tyler refuses to give evil an inch. So, after a service friend's death is quickly followed by an attack on a former squad mate, the retired Green Beret puts his well-honed skills back to work. When he discovers his old unit is being targeted by a skilled assassin, he pulls out all the stops to shield his...

Grandpa, Mom, and Dad try to cheer Ben up while Grandpa packs up to move.

Nolichucky, the house on Burnt Mountain, appears to be a secluded family lake home, forever frozen in the 1930s. But beneath its placid exterior lies a secret history and a mysterious power that profoundly affects young Luke Brooks. After spending a seemingly peaceful weekend there with his father and two teenaged friends, Luke's life is forever changed and he must thereafter confront an unexpected and potentially world-altering destiny.

Two rival gangs. Four dead innocents. One beleaguered city caught in the crossfire. Erma Johnson lives in a rough part of Baltimore. Gangs are a fact of life. She lost her daughter and grandson to their violence. She's convinced, however, that her grandson wasn't in a gang. Hacker turned private investigator C.T. Ferguson takes her case. The more he looks around, the more he thinks she's right. Then another woman and her son are gunned down. With...

Wait...Who Got Goosed? is a contemporary, remixed version of Mother Goose's memorable fables about our human foibles. As in the original rhymes, modern day characters' struggles with questionable judgment result in predictable, and sometimes messy, outcomes. Just what is it that causes us to ignore cautionary tales of old and continue the cycle of having to learn (or not learn) from our own mistakes? Having the opportunity to rewrite these familiar...

Shenanigans, struggles, strengths and special friends! Revealing the heart of an upbeat, boisterous fifth grader working hard to hack the reading code. Hacking the Code is a fun, friendship-centered story that shows how every brain works differently, and how we all have different strengths. Kees is good at many things such as science, fixing things, making friends, and pulling pranks. However, because of his dyslexia, he is not so good at spelling...

Multiple murders. Countless suspects. He'll take the case, but only because he has no other choice. Four novellas. Four noir-style murder mysteries! C.T. Ferguson wishes his parents would get off his case. Forced to use his brilliant hacking skills to play detective, he hopes that each investigation is a cinch. But a body near a Baltimore chapel is only the beginning, and the better the rich kid gets at his job, the more dangerous his work becomes… Crossing...

Even hundreds of miles from Baltimore . . . Deadly trouble still finds John Tyler. Thanks to his daughter's encouragement, retired soldier John Tyler attends a classic car convention in another state. Lexi tags along for moral and technical support. When Tyler is jailed for a bogus vehicular violation, the weekend gets off to a terrible start. Then, his captors learn who he is . . . and what he's done. After he deals with the men sent to kill him,...

Dan has forgotten something very important while setting the table for supper.