Erin Mallon
1) Flirtasaurus
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My name is Calliope and "I bone for a living." Kidding. I am studying to be a paleontologist though. It's the only thing I've ever wanted to be, and I have finally landed the perfect museum internship to make all of my dino-loving dreams come true.
Trouble is, everyone wants me to be a gentle, loving sort of creature, but I'm more of the T-Rex type by nature - the kind who is determined to stomp and tear her way through any obstacle in order to get...
2) Lovebug
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My name is Mabel, the girl who "wouldn't hurt a fly".
Of course I wouldn't.
I'm an entomologist for goodness' sake. I work in a nature center. Bugs are my jam.
It's the humans in my life who are starting to get me down. I'm used to them calling me sweet and innocent. I can even handle them calling me naive. But when they lie and keep secrets from me? That's when my proverbial pincers want to come out.
Trouble is, I'm not the girl who fights back.
Not...
3) Branched
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Ben is having a difficult week. After five whole years of "drinking from Mommy's boobies," he suddenly has to step aside for his new baby sister, Beatrice, who may or may not be human. Mommy says he has to "support her appearance no matter how humiliating it is for us as family," but that's hard to do when your sister has branches for arms and legs. Plus, he just found out that Daddy is having "the sex" with his new kindergarten teacher and he's not...
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It's totally normal to fall in love with an audiobook narrator's voice, right?
Right.
Just ask Vera, who listens to "her" guy whenever and wherever she can: while driving, working, parenting, cooking, cleaning, showering...you name it.
But now, she's bringing him into the bedroom. And her husband is less than pleased.
These Walls Can Talk is a raucous and heartfelt love letter to romance audiobooks: the authors who write them, the narrators and engineers...
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It's one year later and a LOT has changed.
Audiobook superfan Vera is "in the industry" now, and Cameron is not so sure he's onboard.
Jennifer has rocketed to narrator fame, but not everyone is comfortable with her newfound status. Neil and Georgia are happily married, but their HEA is wreaking havoc on her writing career.
With The Audie Awards just around the corner, all these tensions are higher than ever. But you know who's feeling just fine?
The...
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A paintball battleground. A wrestling mat for sleep-deprived new daddies. A feminine product aisle in the local drugstore. These are some of the places where men connect...at least in The Bromantic Comedies.
A compilation of humorous and heartfelt plays exploring what it means to be "masculine" in a world where men are supposed to be tough.
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Two rooftops in suburban Ohio. A 75-year-old man and a nine-year-old girl sit on houses full of secrets. Literally. Bernard wants nothing more than to enjoy his beer (and perhaps kill a few sparrows), but Rory next door has different plans for him.
With six decades between them and only four chance encounters to connect, these unlikely new friends unearth what's buried in each other and find new ground.
The Net Will Appear features Emmy-nominated...
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The fur is about to fly between a cheerful cat sitter and a grumpy hockey nerd in this hilarious and charming rom-com by the New York Times bestselling author of Meet Cute.
Kitty Hart has become internet famous as the Kitty Whisperer for her expertise on all things feline, and as a result, her cat-sitting business is booming. But lately, she has a terrible feeling that maybe her life isn’t quite going...
Kitty Hart has become internet famous as the Kitty Whisperer for her expertise on all things feline, and as a result, her cat-sitting business is booming. But lately, she has a terrible feeling that maybe her life isn’t quite going...
9) Splash Me
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What's your fantasy? One that you never told anyone?" he asks.
Kevin and I have had five dates-and hooked up twice. He is big-hearted and big-boned, with a slightly ragged haircut and a laugh that reminds me of the luckdragon in The Neverending Story. I like him so much, even though he's a dork. (Ok, I'll admit I like that too.)
I stare at the dirty text for one minute. Then two.
My fantasy? I take a swig of wine. Should I cop out? Make a joke about...
10) Pumpkin Pounder
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I love redheaded men. Yes, redheads. Any shade from strawberry to bright sunset to hot-rod red. I love gingers and they love me.
I love the way their freckles stand out. I love the way their necks get red when they get hot, sunburned or turned on. I love the way I can spot one in a room and know they're going to be mine.
I love them so much, I've earned a nickname: Pumpkin Pounder.
(I'm not going to put that on my resume, but it suits me.)
The one...
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Enjoy the first two books in the Fairytale Remix Series, gathered for the first time in audiobook box set!! These hot-n-humorous short romances are inspired by your favorite fairytales and pop culture hits: Splash, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Cinderella, and SATC!
SPLASH ME
A Splash-Inspired Romance
Kevin and April have had five dates and their chemistry is off the charts. When some (mildly inebriated) dirty texts lead to confessions of hidden...
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Welcome to Kodiak Canyon....
Where the men outnumber the women, the beards are impressive, and the beer is home-brewed.
Second chances and first loves....
Rachel Tyson never expected to be single, unemployed, and starting over in the remote mountain town she'd worked so hard to escape.
After inheriting her grandfather's rustic cabin, her only goal is to sell the thing and move on. The place holds too many memories-not all of them good. But complicating...
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For Rylan Greene and me, it was simple. Love only got us so far. I've known him since we were six, long before he became the professional soccer star he is now. We've weaved in and out of one another's lives as rivals, teammates, friends, and lovers. Until three years ago, when my life took a hit and I ran back to my small Alaskan town, Lake Starlight, away from anything or anyone that could hurt me. He's never far from my mind, a constant pining...
14) Child of Mine
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The bigger the secret, the harder it is to hide.
Single mom Isabella York was a celebrity before she had her first kiss, her first date, or her first sip of alcohol. Playing the bad girl-both on and off the set-allowed her to make up for lost time. Back home in Boston, with her "checkered past" behind her, all she wants is to raise her little girl far away from the spotlight, because revealing her secrets could mean losing everything, or gaining...
15) Make Me Stay
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Never trust a man who wears nothing more than a cowboy hat and ripped jeans who asks if you'd like to save a horse and ride a ... well, you get the picture. That should've been enough for me to walk away. I've been warned on several occasions about southern men-with their sexy accents, charming manners, and the ability to easily get any woman in bed-which is something I'll be avoiding. Being a professional photographer has many perks-traveling around...
16) Married in Vegas
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From USA Today's Bestselling Author, Terri E. Laine, comes a new standalone, fun and sexy contemporary romance.
My relationship with Cameron McCabe is complicated.
The NFL's leading quarterback is the cute boy I grew up next door too. The cocky jerk-correction-hotter-than-sin jerk, can still charm the panties off any woman he wants with just a blink of his gorgeous green eyes.
He's also my best friend's older brother and totally off-limits. Or he's...
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Felicity Forrest has the perfect job as an investigative blogger for Everyday Supernatural. This curvy girl gets sent to the Aran Islands to find out whether a púca shape shifter is responsible for the strange accidents haunting a construction site.
Niall O'Leary is tall, broody, and totally alpha. His mission is to discover why the veil between the human world and the Realm has lifted. And as the Chieftain's son, he must find a mate or his twin...
18) The Assist
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You know those stories where the smart girl tutors the dumb jock? This isn't it.
Blair
What's the probability of insulting the one guy on campus I need to help me pass statistics? If I knew, I wouldn't be standing in front of Wes Reynolds begging him to tutor me.
Basketball player, sexy, arrogant, always sleeping through class… these are the things I knew about him. What I didn't know is that he is a seriously smart jock.
Wes
What's the best way...
19) The Way We Rise
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The highly anticipated conclusion to the USA Today bestselling Story of Us series.
With Liam's fate no longer in the balance, Rory and Houston are poised on the precipice of a life-altering decision. When Rory's father arrives in California to comfort Rory and make amends, Houston finds the decision becomes much easier to make.
When Houston suggests they take a break Rory thinks he must be joking. But he's not. And his timing couldn't be worse.
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20) Sweet Spot
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A standalone set in the Valley U world.
Lincoln Reeves may be a pro golfer and revered swing coach, but when I meet him, he is just one more person telling me I'm not good enough.
So, I do what any girl in my position would do. I tell him to get lost and take his arrogant, annoying smirk with him.
I never expect to see him again. I certainly don't expect to run into him that same night after one too many tequila shots.
Turns out that he's kind of...