Ulysses S. Grant, the horseback kid
Theodore Roosevelt and the Broadway Seal
Richard Nixon and the size 9 boots of doom
Jimmy Carter, arrowhead hunter
Bill Clinton and the red, white, and blue sax
George Washington, kid of the wild frontier
Andrew Jackson, the littlest patriot
Herbert Hoover, boy of the Osage
Franklin D. Roosevelt and his day of freedom
Barack Obama, new kid in town
Abraham Lincoln and the not-so-wicked stepmother
Dwight Eisenhower and his three lessons of leadership
John F. Kennedy and the bullying big brother
Lyndon Johnson, class clown
Gerald Ford, the angriest boy in the world
Ronald Reagan, near-sighted superhero.