Quietly hostile: essays

I like it!

The last normal day

David Matthew's greatest romantic hits

Club Street diet

My firstborn dog

Body horror!

Two old nuns having amzing [sic] lesbian sex

QVC, ILYSM

Superman!!!!!!!

I like to get high at night and think about whales

Oh, so you actually don't wanna make a show about a horny fat bitch with diarrhea? Okay!

What if I died like Elvis

Shit happens

Food fight

O brother, where art thou?

How to look cool in front of teens?

We used to get dressed up to go to Red Lobster

Please invite me to your party.