A collection of random, funny thoughts to help you cope with the boredom of the daily grind.Chris White (aka Boredom's Bitch) has developed a large fan base on several social networking sites with his unique sense of humor and skewed observations of the world around him.

"The Very Bored Butter Slice" is the world's laziest condiment you'll ever see. It sleeps on its piece of toast all day, snacking on cookies and jam. But fear not! The formerly "Very Bored Fluff Ball" is called into the Way Out of Boredom Inc. by the one and only stranger. After a short explanation, the Fluff Ball sets out to find the Butter and take it to the scorching deserts of the United Arab Emirates. Will this trip be the solution to the Butter's...

The author of How to Be Idle, Tom Hodgkinson, now shares his delightfully irreverent musings on what true independence means and what it takes to be free. The Freedom Manifesto draws on French existentialists, British punks, beat poets, hippies and yippies, medieval thinkers, and anarchists to provide a new, simple, joyful blueprint for modern living. From growing your own vegetables to canceling your credit cards to reading Jean-Paul Sartre, here...

"Behind the world you think you know lies a land of magic and fairy tales-- but Reverse London isn't the pretty picture that's painted in children's books. Fairy tales have teeth, and the dedicated agents of Wing Bind are the only thing standing between you and the real story. Ninni [Ninny] Spangcole and Noel Niihashi are Wing Bind agents, and they aren't serving out of the goodness of their hearts-- they want achievement points and cold, hard credit...